Wise Men Say

1. "You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work." - Joan Rivers

2. "Why don't you come on up and see me sometime.. when I've got nothin' on but the radio." - Mae West

3. "Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it." - Agatha Christie

4. "I see that the fashion wears out more apparel than the man." - William Shakespeare

5. "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net." - Cynthia Heimel

6. "Originality is undetected plagiarism." - William Ralph Inge

7. "I think politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason." - Anonymous

8. "The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with." - Marty Feldman

9. "Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Jack Benny

10. "Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport." - Henny Youngman

11. "The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead." - Ann Landers

12. "You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there." - Yogi Berra

13. "I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson." - Emo Philips


Can't Help Falling In Love - Elvis Presley