1. "You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work." - Joan Rivers
2. "Why don't you come on up and see me sometime.. when I've got nothin' on but the radio." - Mae West
3. "Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it." - Agatha Christie
4. "I see that the fashion wears out more apparel than the man." - William Shakespeare
5. "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net." - Cynthia Heimel
2. "Why don't you come on up and see me sometime.. when I've got nothin' on but the radio." - Mae West
3. "Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it." - Agatha Christie
4. "I see that the fashion wears out more apparel than the man." - William Shakespeare
5. "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net." - Cynthia Heimel
